Yogjamfly is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving wyvern.

Yogjamfly created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Yogjamfly, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogjamfly, she will turn you into a tree.

Yogjamfly's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yogjamfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yogjamfly in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your arms cyan.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.