Queegpaslip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish elephant.

Queegpaslip created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegpaslip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Queegpaslip, she will turn you into a duck.

Queegpaslip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Queegpaslip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while filled with joy.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.