Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless raven.

Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xengebnab Bopwiklitnat.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Fast once a month.