Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless goose.

Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg, he will turn you into a frog.

Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flanhamgod Vogdadqueeg seven times a day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed aubergines to snakes while wearing yellow rings.

4. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing blue shorts.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.