Yimflatrut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless chicken.

Yimflatrut created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimflatrut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimflatrut, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimflatrut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yimflatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.