Bagpangflig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous dingo.

Bagpangflig created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpangflig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bagpangflig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bagpangflig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bagpangflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not wear black clothing.