Lin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart walrus.

Lin created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lin, she will turn you into a tree.

Lin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to sharks while wearing pink corsets.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

5. Never talk about ducks.