Popmifbag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent hedgehog.

Popmifbag created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popmifbag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popmifbag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Popmifbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Popmifbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never feed grapes to nematodes while wearing hats.