Yamdabtofcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able dragonfly.

Yamdabtofcum created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdabtofcum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamdabtofcum, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yamdabtofcum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yamdabtofcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Yamdabtofcum on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing mauve scarves and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.