Gedsidrag Jipquillnur is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish unicorn.

Gedsidrag Jipquillnur created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedsidrag Jipquillnur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedsidrag Jipquillnur, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedsidrag Jipquillnur's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gedsidrag Jipquillnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.