Tafriljon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing giraffe.

Tafriljon created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafriljon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafriljon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tafriljon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tafriljon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Tafriljon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sing near seals.

5. Never talk about gravity.