Likgongod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Likgongod created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgongod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likgongod, she will ignore you.

Likgongod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Likgongod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Likgongod's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from indigo gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.