Zunquamtail is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited camel.

Zunquamtail created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zunquamtail, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zunquamtail, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zunquamtail's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zunquamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing mauve shoes.