Wipbafvol is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind pigeon.

Wipbafvol created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbafvol, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipbafvol, she will be very unhappy.

Wipbafvol's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wipbafvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always obey Wipbafvol's priests.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Do not drink alcohol.