Gadsas Cepdavbet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented horse.

Gadsas Cepdavbet created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Gadsas Cepdavbet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gadsas Cepdavbet, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gadsas Cepdavbet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gadsas Cepdavbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Gadsas Cepdavbet first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.