Yamnillart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Yamnillart created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnillart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamnillart, she will turn you into a rock.

Yamnillart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yamnillart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from blue snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.