Bagnarlsin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous parrot.

Bagnarlsin created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagnarlsin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagnarlsin, she will cry a lot.

Bagnarlsin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bagnarlsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing red hats and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.