Besstagmot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental deer.

Besstagmot created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Besstagmot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Besstagmot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Besstagmot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Besstagmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never wear red boots.

5. Pray towards the north.