Dissvilyar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless centipede.

Dissvilyar created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissvilyar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dissvilyar, she will not invite you to parties.

Dissvilyar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dissvilyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help snakes in need.