Bagdimshav is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent
wren.
Bagdimshav created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bagdimshav, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Bagdimshav, he will torture you forever.
Bagdimshav's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Bagdimshav's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bagdimshav.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never hurt capybaras.
5. Run away if nine goats approach from the south.