Flydogabbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable chicken.

Flydogabbaf created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flydogabbaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flydogabbaf, he will try to impress you with trees.

Flydogabbaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flydogabbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing violet coats and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.