Gebyartcin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful swan.

Gebyartcin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebyartcin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebyartcin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gebyartcin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gebyartcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not listen to music.