Dabartflat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered goose.

Dabartflat created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabartflat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dabartflat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dabartflat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dabartflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Dabartflat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.