Jadnandin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud walrus.

Jadnandin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnandin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jadnandin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadnandin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jadnandin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadnandin.

5. Do not hop in public.