Belljabmit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered bear.

Belljabmit created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Belljabmit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Belljabmit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Belljabmit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Belljabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Belljabmit on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your chest brown.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

5. Do not stand on grass.