Fembenceb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Fembenceb created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Fembenceb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fembenceb, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fembenceb's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fembenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Fembenceb on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.