Futlogort is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm hydra.

Futlogort created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Futlogort, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Futlogort, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Futlogort's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Futlogort's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Do not take Futlogort's name in vain.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.