Janbimkarwikhon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Janbimkarwikhon created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janbimkarwikhon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Janbimkarwikhon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Janbimkarwikhon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Janbimkarwikhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.