Tiphunwad Fompashad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous grasshopper.

Tiphunwad Fompashad created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiphunwad Fompashad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiphunwad Fompashad, it will turn you into a snail.

Tiphunwad Fompashad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tiphunwad Fompashad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with water.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to bats while wearing magenta tights.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.