Jamflagbem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful rat.

Jamflagbem created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamflagbem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jamflagbem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jamflagbem's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jamflagbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing orange kilts and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.