Dumxuclop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful cow.

Dumxuclop created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumxuclop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumxuclop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dumxuclop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dumxuclop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with black.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Dumxuclop loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.