Volzighen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced manatee.

Volzighen created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volzighen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Volzighen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Volzighen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Volzighen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Run away if six gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never write about comets.