Hinjendun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud rat.

Hinjendun created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinjendun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinjendun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hinjendun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hinjendun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.