Nansatflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective centipede.

Nansatflat created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansatflat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nansatflat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nansatflat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nansatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never gather eight tortoises near wells.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.