Funquartgep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Funquartgep created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funquartgep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funquartgep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Funquartgep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Funquartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never feed beans to snakes while wearing orange hats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.