Kentinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, charitable hyena.

Kentinfab created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kentinfab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kentinfab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kentinfab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kentinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing fawn coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Kentinfab loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about dark energy.