Xuckbadgud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak clam.

Xuckbadgud created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbadgud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckbadgud, it will turn you into a dog.

Xuckbadgud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xuckbadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Xuckbadgud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.