Mabbopshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet salamander.

Mabbopshav created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbopshav, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabbopshav, it will destroy your home planet.

Mabbopshav's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mabbopshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabbopshav.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.