Mabfidbim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying sheep.

Mabfidbim created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfidbim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabfidbim, he will not care at all.

Mabfidbim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mabfidbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing black rings.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never chant in the presence of voles.

4. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

5. Never adorn your arms with brown markings.