Kennarpop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, temperamental cobra.

Kennarpop created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kennarpop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kennarpop, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kennarpop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kennarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. You must love Kennarpop.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.