Flatwadtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Flatwadtarg created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatwadtarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flatwadtarg, it will strike you with lightening.

Flatwadtarg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flatwadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if three cats approach from the east.