Teenlipwipgodfebdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish unicorn.

Teenlipwipgodfebdob created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Teenlipwipgodfebdob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teenlipwipgodfebdob, it will not care at all.

Teenlipwipgodfebdob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Teenlipwipgodfebdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Hide if three cats approach from the south.

5. Do not take Teenlipwipgodfebdob's name in vain.