Gubgandum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent coyote.

Gubgandum created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgandum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubgandum, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gubgandum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gubgandum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed gooseberries to dolphins while wearing shirts.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never chant in holy places.