Vinvogfum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent ant.

Vinvogfum created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvogfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vinvogfum, it will turn you into a rock.

Vinvogfum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vinvogfum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vinvogfum first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.