Arfmitsak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair toad.

Arfmitsak created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfmitsak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfmitsak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arfmitsak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Arfmitsak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Arfmitsak must be the most important thing in your life.