Natnelljam Tipsantam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak hippopotamus.

Natnelljam Tipsantam created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Natnelljam Tipsantam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natnelljam Tipsantam, he will turn you into a puffin.

Natnelljam Tipsantam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Natnelljam Tipsantam's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your arms.