Gudwotyim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, blissful cat.

Gudwotyim created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gudwotyim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudwotyim, he will laugh at you.

Gudwotyim's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gudwotyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

5. Never look at planets.