Stragwikkik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful gnu.

Stragwikkik created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragwikkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stragwikkik, she will turn you into a slug.

Stragwikkik's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stragwikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragwikkik.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.