Taftiknig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving wyvern.

Taftiknig created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Taftiknig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taftiknig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taftiknig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Taftiknig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taftiknig.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

4. Never laugh in summer.

5. Learn six new languages a year.