Gupflapyarlhanbid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage mouse.

Gupflapyarlhanbid created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupflapyarlhanbid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gupflapyarlhanbid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gupflapyarlhanbid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gupflapyarlhanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gupflapyarlhanbid on top of all buildings.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.