Jadgupstik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving dryad.

Jadgupstik created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgupstik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadgupstik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jadgupstik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jadgupstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not cook food in pots.