Flablikkap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong shark.

Flablikkap created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flablikkap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flablikkap, she will come to you in dreams.

Flablikkap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flablikkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always store aubergines above ground.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing gray jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

4. Do not prepare melons while filled with joy.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.