Stippangquag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart bee.

Stippangquag created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stippangquag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stippangquag, she will turn you into a worm.

Stippangquag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stippangquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing black rings.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.