Narljenduss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless eagle.

Narljenduss created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narljenduss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narljenduss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Narljenduss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Narljenduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after sharks.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.