Rawshavrig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong human.

Rawshavrig created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawshavrig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawshavrig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rawshavrig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rawshavrig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Rawshavrig.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your back.