Rakgamxucklim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witless otter.

Rakgamxucklim created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgamxucklim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rakgamxucklim, it will remove you from existence.

Rakgamxucklim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rakgamxucklim's Holy Commandments

1. Rakgamxucklim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.