Genontgad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering mouse.

Genontgad created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Genontgad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Genontgad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Genontgad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Genontgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Genontgad.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.