Karbarntail is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody crow.

Karbarntail created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbarntail, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Karbarntail, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Karbarntail's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Karbarntail's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.