Rigcennurbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying warg.

Rigcennurbap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcennurbap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigcennurbap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rigcennurbap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rigcennurbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rigcennurbap.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not stand on grass.