Tiggunxen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate swallow.

Tiggunxen created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Tiggunxen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiggunxen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tiggunxen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tiggunxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Put Tiggunxen first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt voles.