Yoghimnilflaglagcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust crow.

Yoghimnilflaglagcut created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoghimnilflaglagcut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoghimnilflaglagcut, it will make you grow a tail.

Yoghimnilflaglagcut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yoghimnilflaglagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoghimnilflaglagcut.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Always help ants.