Bindusszan is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, competent
eagle.
Bindusszan created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bindusszan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bindusszan, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Bindusszan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bindusszan's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with pride.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
4. Always look after injured aardvarks.
5. Always act with humility.