Figmigyat Bestlargvad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty wombat.

Figmigyat Bestlargvad created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Figmigyat Bestlargvad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figmigyat Bestlargvad, he will come to you in dreams.

Figmigyat Bestlargvad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Figmigyat Bestlargvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Figmigyat Bestlargvad on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Figmigyat Bestlargvad must be the most important thing in your life.