Nadstikpad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent naga.

Nadstikpad created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadstikpad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadstikpad, it will be very sad.

Nadstikpad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nadstikpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.