Arpmisafhot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident salamander.

Arpmisafhot created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Arpmisafhot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arpmisafhot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arpmisafhot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Arpmisafhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to mites while wearing dresses.

2. Always obey Arpmisafhot's priests.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.