Narlpopdod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered narwhal.

Narlpopdod created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlpopdod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlpopdod, she will ignore you.

Narlpopdod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Narlpopdod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Narlpopdod on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. You must love Narlpopdod.