Fidniljig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring jackal.

Fidniljig created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidniljig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidniljig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fidniljig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fidniljig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.