Pagfudpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able crocodile.

Pagfudpas created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfudpas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagfudpas, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pagfudpas' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pagfudpas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Pagfudpas.

5. Do not keep nine great tits in a large pit.