Bogxucktar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful snake.

Bogxucktar created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bogxucktar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogxucktar, she will strike you with lightening.

Bogxucktar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bogxucktar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not take Bogxucktar's name in vain.